Seriously, what is wrong with people?

Woman sues girls for making her cookies

Which one are you? Pt. 3

gunner, originally uploaded by hokiewalrus.

Which one are you? Pt. 2

passenger, originally uploaded by hokiewalrus.

Which one are you? Pt. 1

driver, originally uploaded by hokiewalrus.

The joy of marking papers.

"Wordsworth was not seduced by prostitute beauties."

Hello?

Those readers feeling nostalgic should head on over to stereogum post-haste.

I don't like any man in secret.

Cleaning out my drawers, I came across my old yearbook from 2 years ago. Right near the end, I found the following, an exact transcription of an intriguingly cryptic hand-written poster that I found on the wall in my floor's kitchen. Interpretations welcome. What's the story here?

I can understand your feelings
but I am also angry with your
rudeness.
Please check clearly before
giving any answer.

In addition, I am honest Chinese
man. Please come to me to
discuss this misunderstanding.

I don't like any man in
secret.

[signed]

Reasons I actually sorta love London, #001

Even in the shittiest, no-character, drunk-proprietored, Keane-blaring pub in buttfuck Tulse Hill (where?), if you order a Guiness, the bartender will give you the proper Guiness pour (pour. settle. top-up.).