Short and Sweet

Well, since someone (who remain unnamed) opined that they don't like to read long posts, I figured I throw up a quickie:

I don't like drinking from straws. I don't know why, but anytime I get a drink with a straw I take it out and drink straight from the glass. About the only time I will use a straw is when I'm in the car and don't really have a choice.

There, short enough for you, Gordon? I mean...if that is in fact who you are.