That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!

Just wanted to wish a big happy birthday to Gooblar. Once again he knows what it's like to walk in my shoes, but only for 24 hours.

And just to put things in perspective; Goobs, you are now officially closer to 30 than you are to 20. Enjoy!

A r g h

F U C K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just don't know how motivated they would be, these stoned slackers.

Bill O'Reilly welcomes Jon Stewart to the "no spin zone."