Thursday, May 13, 2004

I should have mailed it to the Marx brothers

Well, you guys are in luck. No sooner did I sit down to bitch my head off about The West Wing, then Nish calls me and I get to tell him in person, sparing you all the torture.

First off, I'm still listening to The White Album and compiling ideas, so you'll have to wait till tomorrow for my list. Though I think it'll prove interesting, what with me being the odd man out when it comes to musical knowledge around here.

You really want to know who's going to be in the Blecker's Choice Challenge? *sigh* Fine, I'll start making the list, but I'm stopping as soon as I get sick of this. Here they are, in alphabetical order by first name (just cause that's the way the computer sorts the pictures):

1. Ali Larter
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Amanda Peet
4. Amanda Tapping (from Stargate-SG1 by special request)
5. Amy Smart
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Anna Kournikova
8. Ashley Judd
9. Britney Spears
10. Brittany Murphy
11. Brooke Burke
12. Cameron Diaz
13. Carmen Electra
14. Catherine Bell (from the TV show Jag)
15. Catherine Zeta Jones
16. Charisma Carpenter
17. Charlize Theron
18. Christinia Aguilera
19. Cindy Crawford
20. Claire Danes
21. Claire Forlani
22. Courtney Cox
23. Cute Sophie (internet porn star, worth checking out)
24. Debra Messing
25. Denise Richards
26. Diana Krall (shut it Willy, she's hot)
27. Diane Lane
28. Elisha Cuthbert
29. Eliza Dushku
30. Emily Proctor (think blonde leggy Republican)
31. Estella Warren
32. Faith Hill
33. Famke Janssen
34. Franke Potente (from Run Lola, Run and the Bourne Identity)
35. Gina Gershon
36. Gretchen Mol
37. Gwyneth Paltrow
38. Halle Berry
39. Heather Graham
40. Heidi Klum
41. Hilary Duff
42. Holly Marie Combs (see? There's a reason I watch Charmed)
43. Jaime Pressly
44. Jaime Lynne Discalla
45. Janel Moloney (from The West Wing)
46. Janet Jackson
47. Jennifer Aniston
48. Jennifer Connolly
49. Jennifer Garner
50. Jenny Garth
51. Jenny McCarthy
52. Jeri Ryan
53. Jessica Alba
54. Jessica Simpson
55. Jodie Foster
56. Joey Lauren Adams
57. Jordan Capri (if you don't know who she is...well...my condolences)
58. Jordana Brewster (Vin Diesel's sister from The Fast and The Furious)
59. Jorja Fox (from CSI, special request)
60. Julia Roberts
61. Julia Styles
62. Kari Wuhrer
63. Kate Beckinsale
64. Kate Hudson
65. Kate Winslet
66. Katie Holmes
67. Keria Knightley
68. Kelly Ripa
69. Kirsten Dunst
70. Kristen Kruek

Ok, that's all I'm gonna do unless you really want to know the rest (so do I win for longest post or what?). For the record, there are a total of 111 women in the contest. I may have to figure out some sort of by-round or something to make the chart work out. I know I probably missed some big names, but some people just couldn't fit the criteria for the contest. First off, I had to be able to find a good picture relatively quickly. In addition, there will be no nudity in this contest, it wouldn't be fair to the rest of the girls. I tried to find a wide variety of pictures to compliment the wide variety of girls. I have candid shots, posed shots, black and whites, head shots, full body, and just about everything in between.

If any of you have some ideas about organizing the chart, by all means chime in. I don't want to have sections of the brackets organized (you know, porn stars vs. singers and all that), I'd rather have a mix of some nearly identical matchups and some that are totally different. I think that way no 1 trait will be automatically eliminated. In other words, say Blecker really likes blondes. Well if we put all the blondes up against each other they will artificially be cut down by design. I also need to find the worlds largest posterboard...Ok, fuck it, here are the rest of the names:

71. Kristy Swanson
72. Kylie Minogue
73. Lauren Michelle Hill (IMO, Best. Playmate. Ever.)
74. Leelee Sobieski
75. Lucy Liu
76. Madonna
77. Mandy Moore (if I were picking the girls, this would be a short contest)
78. Marge Helgenberger (also from CSI, also by request of Blecker)
79. Marilyn Monroe
80. Mila Kunis
81. Milla Jovovich
82. Monica Bellucci
83. Natalie Imbruglia
84. Natalie Portman
85. Natasha Henstridge
86. Neve Campbell
87. Nicole Eggert (Charles in charge, of our days and our nights...)
88. Nicole Kidman
89. Pamela Anderson
90. Penelope Cruz
91. Rachel Bilson (California. Here we coooooooooooooooooooooooome)
92. Rebecca Gayheart
93. Rebecca Romiin
94. Reese Witherspoon
95. Rita Hayworth
96. Rose McGowen
97. Sabrina Lloyd (from Sports Night)
98. Sandra Bullock (from that movie...I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down)
99. Sarah Michelle Gellar
100. Shakira
101. Shana Hiatt (host of the World Poker Tour)
102. Shania Twain
103. Shannon Doherty (hmm, all the Charmed girls made the list, how did that happen...)
104. Shannon Elizabeth
105. Tara Reid
106. Teen Kelly (see 57 Across)
107. Tia Carrera
108. Tiffany Amber Theissen
109. Victoria Silvstedt
110. Winona Rider
111. Zhang Ziyi (younger girl from Crouching Tiger)

Am I the only one that thinks we should start a pool and bet on who Blecker is gonna pick? Ok, that's all I got...Seacrest Out!!

PS - I just wanna mention that I was eating watermelon cubes while typing this, yeah for summer!

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