No, Jesus, No!

From the Boston Globe:

"Johnny Damon, who has been inundated with requests from charities, corporations, and television outlets to trim his locks, has agreed to shave his beard May 21 in exchange for the Gillette Co. donating $15,000 to the Boston Public Library. Mayor Thomas M. Menino is expected to attend the ceremony, though details had yet to be formalized. By going with Gillette, Damon preempted King of Shaves, a UK-based shaving and skin care line that was trying to cut a check for his charity of choice if he shaved. Damon may cut his hair for charity as early as next month."

I promise, a real post soon.