Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Drop it, or I shall ilibate you.

From one of my students' essays on Paradise Lost:
"Through this theological collage, Milton ilibates God and further asserts the justness and fairness of His ways whilst placing the blame on man."

Suggestions for the meaning of 'ilibates'?

UPDATE: He/She used it again!
"The issue of free will accounts for the presence of evil and ilibates God of guilt."

2 Comments:

At November 17, 2004 at 5:50 AM, Blogger Cimazuzutokustaff said...

Yikes.

1. Google suggests illibates (2 Ls) is an Italian word. Is she Italian?

2. Someone messed with her spell check? Replaced "absolve" with "ilibate"? I used to mess with my coworkers' spellcheck/autocorrect to replace "the" with "cooter".

 
At November 18, 2004 at 4:38 AM, Blogger Cimazuzutokustaff said...

Two alternate possibilities.
1. Ilibate is what those women do with their butts in rap videos. That up-and-down shaking. That's ilibatin'.

2. Ilibating is when something ill invades your brain when you're 'bating. Like when the receptionist from the dentist's office pops into your head when you're rubbing one out. That's some real ill while you're 'bating.

 

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