The only thing he's got in this barn is...

...one HELL of a spaceship!!!

Saw this today, check it out:

The Matrix Box Set

Who gives a crap, you say? Well, that's what I said too, then I saw this:

There will be two audio commentaries for each film - one from philosophers Ken Wilber and Cornel West (who analyze the meanings behind the films), and one from three professional critics who hated all three films (no names given). According to Andy Wachowski, "It's the best idea we've ever had. It's hilarious. They just sit there and rip the shit out of us for six hours."