Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, are you?

So I get up this morning and I'm checking my fantasy baseball before work and Emily (the ex, not Sweet's) IM's me, "I have news". Oh great. "I'm engaged". What the fuck? Engaged? To the guy she fucking cheated on me with? This is how I have to start my day? I could have died a happy man without this information.

So this means that not one, but two of my ex's are getting married. Am I in the lead? Can anyone beat that? Now I just need Leena to get engaged to be a perfect 3-for-3.

Today is not gonna be a good day.

EDIT: It's worth pointing out that she's marrying the guy she cheated on me with.